14. SIGNS TO KNOW THAT YOU ARE MAD ~ JOSPA TV 📺

14. SIGNS TO KNOW THAT YOU
ARE MAD

(1) You apply Perfume cuz u
wanna Snap Pics

(2) You wan use fork to drink
garri

(3) You wanna climb my
facebook wall so you would see
what I'm doing inside

(4) You kneel down becos u
wan greet person for phone

(5) You are above 25 and Davido
and Wizkid are your role
model

(6) It took me an hour to
compose a message you come
reply with "k" You are really mad

(7) You carry screw driver go
bank because you wan open
new account

(8) You went 2 bed with a ruler jst
2 knw aw long u slept

(9) You reduce volume of music
player bcoz you wan read
text message

(10) You Dey Smile bacause Who
senior you greet you.

(11) You made a vow of N1000
in mosque you put N50
in the offering box

(12) You dey Monitor your bf/gf
or husband/wife
movement'' security for life.

(13) You no get shishi for bank
account you dey sing "Chop
my money" instead of "Mercies
of the Lord"... Lol

(14) If you read this post and
you did not comment, please
visit a psychiatric hospital for
madness examination...

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